There Might Be Something To This Soccer Thing: A Review of FIFA Soccer ‘10

If I had any amount of stamina, I'd totally want to play soccer. Something about football games don’t exactly appeal to me. Maybe it’s the fact that year after year they tend not to focus so much on progressing the series in favor of just updating the roster. Little did I know that such is not the case with real football, by which I mean soccer, the world’s favorite sport. Turns out FIFA Soccer ’10 is awesome, assuming you like... 

The Top 10 Video Game Quotes That Need To Die

Yeah, I'd be tired of these quotes, too. Gaming has begun moving past the point of a niche culture and broken into the mainstream. We all know this, so I’m not really covering new ground here. We’ve got a huge library of games to pluck endless references from, but something I’ve noticed is the same references come back again and again. These are some quotes that I hear people make probably a little more than they should. So here they were,... 

What, No Samurai Pizza Cats?: A Review of Tatsunoko vs Capcom

With that many colorful characters, how can this game go wrong? Answer: It doesn't.  Read More →

Who Needs Heroes Anyway: A Review of No More Heroes 2

Most guys still consider "Professional Assassin" as a possible career choice someday, and this is why.  Read More →

Cause and Effect: A Review of Mass Effect 2

Sequels are just getting better and better these days. Mass Effect 2 is now out. Do I have much to say about it? Not really. It’s too big of a game, and worse, there’s nothing interesting to talk about. Why? Because the game is top-notch excellent, and reviews about great games all tend to be on the dull side. I have few gripes, but I can at least tell you the main selling points. Should I do that? Probably. Let’s continue.  Read More →

Let’s Think Deep: Dante’s Inferno and It’s Place In The World

Is Dante's Inferno offensive? Let's Think Deep. Also yes. Usually I tend to be very silly and less serious than the typical individual when I write my articles. That’s just my style and also because I have the mental capacity of a seven-year-old. However, I’m about to go into a Let’s Think Deep that is going to tread on some extremely serious, touchy, and possibly inflammatory grounds. I’m going to be talking about Christianity, or... 

A Hack and A Slash: Impressions From the God of War III Demo

"I will eat your face." I am a huge fan of the God of War series. Or rather, I was until the very end of God of War II where Kratos waved at the camera and said, “See you on the PS3!” For those of you that haven’t played God of War II, I highly recommend playing it, but you probably won’t like the conclusion that DOESN’T HAPPEN. I cannot stand games that purposefully don’t resolve themselves, especially when the next installment... 

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