The Luckiest Number: Final Fantasy XIII Review

March 9, 2010 by Chris Pranger  
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Final Fantasy XIII Shevacycle The Luckiest Number: Final Fantasy XIII Review

Sure, that's a motorcycle made out of summon goddesses. I can think of nothing weird about that.

I’m fighting with myself regarding the best way to handle this review. It’s probably best that I make a few things abundantly clear right away since anyone that thinks about it and runs the numbers will figure out my chief reservation: Final Fantasy XIII came out today and I have no money. There is no way that I could have written this review after playing the game since, first, the game is well over a literal day’s worth of playing, and secondly, I don’t get advanced copies of games to play in time for reviews to come out. All that said, I looked all over for reviews on the game and I figured the best thing to do would be to give my findings and impressions on the game having never played it but wanting to after playing a handful of older Final Fantasy games. Read more

Actually You’re In Pretty Good Company: A Review of Battlefield: Bad Company 2

March 8, 2010 by Chris Pranger  
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Battlefield Bad Company 2 Two Team 580x326 Actually Youre In Pretty Good Company: A Review of Battlefield: Bad Company 2

Like Army of Two but a whole heck of a lot better and not at all like Army of Two.

Can anything come along and uproot Modern Warfare from its place as the dominant FPS? For a while it didn’t appear so, but just as Halo was ousted by Modern Warfare, Modern Warfare has been outshone by Battlefield: Bad Company 2. How is that possible? Read on and I’ll tell you. Read more

The Blue Bomber Strikes Again: A Review of Mega Man 10

March 5, 2010 by Chris Pranger  
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Mega Man 10 Art 561x600 The Blue Bomber Strikes Again: A Review of Mega Man 10

Whoa, that looks pretty tight.

Do I love Mega Man? Yes I do. I even wrote about how much I loved Mega Man 2, specifically. Not long ago Capcom decided to bring the Blue Bomber back to his NES roots and copied the style of his original games exactly for Mega Man 9. Everything was just like it was on the NES, graphics, sounds, controls, and even screen-stutter if you really wanted the authentic experience. Mega Man 10 continues this trend, but is it any good? Read more

Shame on the Globins: Resident Evil 5 and Racism

March 4, 2010 by Chris Pranger  
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Resident Evil 5 Shame on the Globins 580x326 Shame on the Globins: Resident Evil 5 and Racism

I agree Emoglobin, they should have known better.

Yesterday we shared a pleasant time thinking about Resident Evil 4 and how great of a game it is. All that happiness is now gone since it’s time to talk about Resident Evil 5. I just beat it, and while I thought it was terrible compared to RE4, I couldn’t help but think more about whether the game happened to be, oh how was it put, ‘racist’? Is RE5 racist? That was the topic of discussion last year after people saw the first images of the game and then played it. I never got a chance to have a say until now, so it’s time I chastise the game for being guilty of stupid, not racism. Time for the first installment of the new feature, “Shame on the Globins.” Read more

Games You Should Have Played: Resident Evil 4

March 3, 2010 by Chris Pranger  
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Resident Evil 4 I Know Kung Fu 580x435 Games You Should Have Played: Resident Evil 4

Remember, Leon has proven that Kung Fu is an acceptable defence against zombie-ish villagers.

If you’ve been following me on Twitter (which you should), you may have noticed that I’ve been playing Resident Evil 5. I’ll have a full article on that tomorrow but for now I’m more concerned with its predecessor, Resident Evil 4. RE4 is without question one of the best games of all time and easily within my top 10, if not top 5. Why was that? Well hold on because I’m about to tell you since RE4 is today’s Game You Should Have Played. Read more

I’ve Seen Heavier: A Review of Heavy Rain

February 25, 2010 by Chris Pranger  
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Heavy Rain Face Close Up 580x326 Ive Seen Heavier: A Review of Heavy Rain

Stare into the face of the Uncanny Valley.

I am not a fan of hype. Any time I hear too much on a title I start to dislike the game on principle alone, so Heavy Rain was big on my skeptical radar. I had been hearing all sorts of things about the PS3 exclusive regarding the detail of graphics and the amount of engrossing story, but all this did was make me hope the game would be terrible. Finally, Heavy Rain is out, so are my instincts correct? Is Heavy Rain a flop? Absolutely not. Read more

Blasphemy Unto Kratos: A Review of Dante’s Inferno

February 16, 2010 by Chris Pranger  
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Dantes Inferno Winged Devil 580x326 Blasphemy Unto Kratos: A Review of Dantes Inferno

No seriously, you've seen this game before.

I called it. I’d only played the demo for Dante’s Inferno but that was all I needed to figure this one out entirely. Now that it’s been out for a week or so, let’s take a look at Dante’s Inferno as it plays as a game, though I could probably just tell you to go play God of War and get the desired effect. Whoops. Let’s start. Read more

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